death-by-lulz:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”

'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’


…you just gotta listen.

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Apr 23rd / 162,674 notes

fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

Apr 23rd / 37,728 notes
Following spree!

he-swears-on-the-lady-swan:

Reblog if you post:

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Captain swan
Outlaw queen

I will check out your blog and if ya wanna you can check out mine? :)

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