• Male Writer: Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original
    • Male Writer: Mother in laws amirite?
    • Male Writer: My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.
    • Male Writer: Ugh female books are so romance filled
    • Male Writer: And girl fanfics, so mary suey
    • Male Writer: Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.
    • Male Writer: She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification
    • Male Writer: If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?
    • Male Writer: a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times
    • Male Writer: If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me
    • Specifically White Male Writer: Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.
    • Same Guy: It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.
    • Another Specifically White Male Writer: It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy
    • Same Guy: I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period
    • Same Guy: Where in Europe? Who cares!
    • Male Writer: There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.
    • Male Writer: Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!
    • Male Writer: One female character and five male characters is a good team balance
    • Male Writer: If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.
    • Male Writer: I am original
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  1. n3rdsfuckharder:











    I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

    This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

    Why is this so funny

    i know every single word to this video up by heart

    Reblogged from: finnicubed
  2. commandercgers:


    Someone finally giffed it. But LOOK AT THIS FIGHT. Honestly the Winter Soldier was far more on his back heel fighting Natasha than he was Steve this scene. First off, if he hadn’t managed to throw his hand up quickly, she would have garrotted him. She’s literally half his size (he throws her like a rag doll when he finally is able to get a hold of her) and she has him more at a disadvantage than Steve does, who is bigger than him. Next she shorts out his cyber arm (and I assume he has to electrocute himself to pull the thing off). By that second to the last gif his facial expression isn’t even stone cold killer any more, it’s more “REALLY??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” It’s the most human his eyes look up until Steve starts setting off his programing.

    We talk about Steve and Bucky going toe to toe, but the one who really has the Winter Soldier’s number for most of their fight is Natasha.

    Reblogged from: fartemis
  3. theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you


    fucking thank you

    Reblogged from: timeywimeymagic
  4. bagmilk:

    never has a gif set described my entire life so perfectly

    Reblogged from: haven-faye
  5. theheirsofdurin:

    cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

    Reblogged from: a-world-of-our-very-own
  6. Reblogged from: haven-faye
  7. poshprepster:

The Great Gatsby

This by far was the most well planned out scene layout and my favorite.


    The Great Gatsby

    This by far was the most well planned out scene layout and my favorite.

    Reblogged from: constellationdraco
  8. gayyourlifemustbe:





    Press play and enjoy fuckers.


    At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.

    i  love u

    shove a dildo in my nose and call me mary this is fucking amazing

    Reblogged from: finnicubed
  9. Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for.

    Reblogged from: a-world-of-our-very-own
  10. a-v-studies:

    Favorite nicknames by Sawyer | LOST


    Reblogged from: kathrineplumber
  11. sephiramy:


    "One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

    Um, so here is a book I am going to go BUY… NOW.

    Reblogged from: aflawedfashion
  12. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Cats and Tumblr


    Dog Tumblr Posts

    Reblogged from: itsstuckyinmyhead
  13. vortisaurus:

    so I hadn’t seen a Star Wars one of these yet…

    Reblogged from: emmashero
  14. april-to-infinity:



    via Cop v. Black Guy

    Parody based on life of black people

    Reblogged from: princeconfetti

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