1. Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place.
    note to self (via te-rquoise)

    True dat. Hit my suit days already :/

    (via looking-through-the-lens)
    Reblogged from: looking-through-the-lens
  2. WHAT DOES DORITO MEAN

    Reblogged from: colindonoghue
  3. Reblogged from: wizardwhimsies
  4. letransfiguration:

    fuckonthis:

    this is so important.

    you fucking asshole.

    yeah wtf seriously????

    Reblogged from: tampontamer
  5. roachpatrol:

    thatisdebatable:

    merthuriscanon:

    my sim befriended the grim reaper when her roommate died in a fire and now she’s graduating from university and so i invited the grim reaper to the ceremony and when he came he had to change into formal clothing and this is what he looked like

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    whoopsa

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    damn

    Reblogged from: thegreattribblehunt
  6. spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    supernaturalbadwolf:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    its-the-dead-hipster:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

    Dumb bitch

    Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

    Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

    No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

    Reblogged from: wizardwhimsies
  7. strengthgivesmecourage:

    Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

    » Day Two: Favorite Tweets

    #loveher #sowitty

    Reblogged from: thegreattribblehunt
  8. distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.

    distractedbyshinyobjects:

    drcabl3:

    jessicreep:

    kittydoom:

    A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

    Um yes!

    I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

    Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

    Ladies, this is an escape tool.

    Reblogged from: wizardwhimsies
  9. when someone I don’t like tries to start a conversation with me

    Reblogged from: itsquickhidetherum
  10. jagk-baraxat:

    I am so proud of our fandom right now for trying to take this lightly and make it funny

    Reblogged from: teach-me-how-to-fandom
  11. dejavu394:

    lucindasaxon:

    #who is the man and who is the myth #we just don’t know

    did he even have a script

    Reblogged from: thecaptainswanskiss
  12. 1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

    2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

    3. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

    4. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

    5. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

    6. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

    7. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

    8. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

    9. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

    10. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

    11. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

    13. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

    14. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

    15. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

    (via elauxe)

    A self care list. I’ve been working on this. I promise it’s worth it.

    (via sweetbloodsomalia)

    Reblogged from: loufoulkes
  13. supernatural + everyone is a lady, inspired by (x)

    Reblogged from: mockingjaylahey
  14. plan-d-for-dumbass67:

    Non-Supernatural fans:

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    Supernatural fans:

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    Reblogged from: mockingjaylahey
  15. killian-the-meerkat:

    sheriffswan:

    Unpopular opinion: I think Killian Jones has the best redemption arc of them all, not messy, not victim blaming, just a beautiful flawed man turning into a hero

    image

    Reblogged from: kissinghimintherollyjoger
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